Easter is a time for family, friends, and most importantly, laughter! What better way to celebrate the holiday than by sharing some Easter jokes with the kids in your life? This collection of 37 egg-cellent Easter jokes is sure to have everyone in the family laughing and feeling the Easter spirit. From Easter egg jokes to bunny puns, these jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. So, whether you're looking for something to keep the kids entertained during an Easter egg hunt or just need a laugh to brighten up your day, these jokes are sure to do the trick. So, get ready to crack up and have some Easter fun with this collection of egg-cellent jokes!
1. What do you call a bunny with a lot of money? A "Billion Hare"
2. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
3. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Egg-xercise!
4. What do you call an Easter egg that's on a diet? A lean, mean, dyeing machine!
5. Why was the Easter bunny so tired on Easter morning? He had to hop all night!
6. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A punny rabbit!
7. What do you call a rabbit that takes a nap? A hare-dozer
8. Why did the Easter Bunny go to school? To learn how to hop-timize his egg delivery!
9. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To get to the other side-dish!
10. Why did the Easter Bunny stop laying eggs? He was feeling egg-hausted!
11. What do you call a rabbit who likes to dance? A hopper!
12. Why was the Easter egg sad? Because it was feeling a little scrambled!
13. What do you call a rabbit who likes to tell jokes? A punny bunny!
14. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He didn't want anyone to egg-nap them!
15. What do you call a rabbit who likes to play sports? A hopper-athlete!
16. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor? He had a case of the hops!
17. What do you call a rabbit who likes to sing? A warbler bunny!
18. Why did the Easter Bunny take a nap? He was egg-hausted from all the egg hunting!
19. What do you call a rabbit who likes to read? A bookworm bunny!
20. Why did the Easter Bunny go to space? To hunt for Easter eggs on other planets!
21. What do you call a rabbit who likes to play video games? A joystick bunny!
22. What do you call a rabbit who likes to cook? A chef bunny!
23. What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.
23. Why did the Easter Bunny wear a tuxedo? He was going to the Easter egg ball!
24. What do you call a rabbit who likes to play music? A tune-y bunny!
25. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the beach? To hunt for Easter eggs in the sand!
26. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the zoo? To see the Easter egg-hibit!
27. How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
28. What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
29. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
30. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
31. How does Easter end? With an "R"!
32. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolk-er.
33. What does a mommy egg say to a baby egg on Easter? You're egg-stra special.
35. What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? Look at your dye job!
36. How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Raise its celery.
37. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You've never seen a bunny who needs glasses!
