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51 Hilarious Back-to-School Jokes for Kids!

As the school bell rings in a new academic year, there's no better way to lighten the mood and shake off those first-day jitters than with a hearty laugh. Dive into our collection of 51 hilarious back-to-school jokes for kids! Whether you're a parent looking to share a giggle with your child or a teacher aiming to bring a smile to your classroom, these jokes are the perfect icebreakers to kickstart the school year with a chuckle.

1. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!

2. Why would a music teacher might need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

3. Why did the kid eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

4. What did you learn in school today, son? Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.

5. Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Because you can’t concentrate!

6. Why should you never argue with a ninety-degree angle? Because it is always right.

7. Why did Jimmy bring a skunk to show-and-tell? Because he thought it is show-and-smell.

8. What food do math teachers eat? Square meals!

9. Why did the elephant had to stay home from school? Because he was ill-ephant.

Back-to-School Jokes for Kids

10. Where did the grammar teacher store all her birthday gifts? In the present tents.

11. Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water.

12. Which foreign language did the plumber's son study? F-Wrench.

13. What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day? A school bus.

14. Julia has 8 slices of pizza. She eats 5. What does she have now? A stomach ache.

15. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

16. Why do magicians always do so well at school? They can handle trick questions.

17. Why did the boy take rock climbing equipment to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.

18. What was the wizard's favorite school subject? Spell-ing.

19. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.

51 Hilarious Back-to-School Jokes for Kids!

20. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? Looking sharp!

21. If you had 12 oranges, 10 strawberries, 6 apples and 5 bananas, what would you have? A yummy fruit salad.

22. What is the taxi's driver's favorite school subject? Vo-cab-ulary.

23. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, “Spit out that gum” and the train says, “Chew! Chew!”

24. Why did the drama teacher had to send Jack to the principal's office? He was acting up again!

25. What is the teacher's favorite candy? Smarties

26. Why did the chimpanzee like recess? Because he loves the monkey bars!

27. Why do calculators make great friends? You can always count on them!

28. What did the spider make online? A website!

29. What school supply is always tired? A knapsack!

51 Hilarious Back-to-School Jokes for Kids!

30. What happens when a pen gets sick? They give it Pen-icillin!

31. What contest do skunks win at school? The smelling bee!

32. What do you call a cat who steals another cat's test? A cheetah!

33. How do bees get to school? On the school buzz!

34. What U.S. state has the most math teachers? Mathachussets.

35. Why did the mouse become a teacher? She loved squeaking to her students.

36. Where did the pencil go for vacation? To Pennsylvania.

37. Where do surfers go to school? Boarding school.

38. Why do some kids hate math? They don't like all the problems!

39. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi.

40. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

41. What does PE stand for after class? Physical Exhaustion.

42. What did the paper say to the eraser? You rub me the wrong way!

43. Where does a young cow eat his school lunch? At a Calf-eteria.

44. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? On the bottom.

45. Where can you go to learn about bridges? Connect-icut.

46. Which state has the most hospitals? ill-inois.

47. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? The thesaurus.

48. Who flies home when school is out? A bee student!

49. What school snacks are on the metric system? Gram Crackers!

50. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

51. What does your computer do for lunch? Has a byte!

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