125 Funny Jokes Your Kids Would Love!

Updated: Mar 18

Kids are funny by nature and love jokes. Jokes can help them feel at ease in social situations, and make them look cool to their friends. Also, if you know a joke or two, you can connect with your kids better and ease your way into a conversation with them.

Here are 125 hilarious jokes that your kids would love, and will definitely put a smile on your face too!

Here is a huge list of hilarious jokes for you and your kids

1. What is an alligator's favorite sports drink? GatorAde!

2. Why did the whale get dressed in his best clothes? He was going to the Orca-stra.

3. What was the Monster's favorite type of cheese? Monsterella!

4. What did the dad potato name his son? Chip.

5. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

6. Why was the glow worm looking sad? His kids weren't very bright!

7. What should you give a pig who has a rash? Some oinkment!

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8. Why didn't the bear wear shoes to school? He liked to have bear feet!

9. What did the judge wear to work? A lawsuit!

10. What do you call a pig that can do kung fu? A pork chop!

11. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

12. What does the ocean do when it sees it friends? It waves!

13. What did the science book say to the math book? wow, you've got problems!

14. What is the easiest way to count 245 cows? Use a cowculator!

15. What did one toilet told to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed!

16. What do you give a sick lemon? A lemond Aid.

17. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea!

18. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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19. What did left eye told to the right eye? Between us something smells.

20. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

21. Why did the elephant decide to leave the circus? He was sick and tired of working for peanuts!

22. What kind of fish did King Arthur eat every Saturday night? Swordfish!

23. Where do sheep like to go for vacations? The baaaahamas!

24. Why was the broom late for work at the factory? He overswept!

25. Where do football players dance? At a foot ball!

26. What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty!

27. What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else? Nacho Cheese.

28. What is your cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!

29. What do you call a witch at the beach? A SandWich!

30. What can you catch but not throw? A Cold!

31. What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me!

32. What do you call a fish that won't share? SHELL-fish.

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33. What do witches study in school? Spelling!

34. What has four eyes but can't see? Mississippi.

35. What kind of band can't play music? A rubber band.

36. What is the cleanest state? Wash-ington.

37. How did the zookeeper calm down the wild elephant? With a trunk-quilizer.

38. Why did the clock go on vacation? It needed to unwind!

39. What is a sailor's favorite snack? Ships and Salsa.

40. Where does a sailor go when he's sick? To the dock!

41. What kind of train needs a tissue? A-choo-choo train!

42. Where do elephants keep their spare tires? In their trunks!

43. How did the lettuce win the race? It got a head start!

44. How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep? You rocket!

45. What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!

46. What is an astronaut's favorite drink? Gravi-tea.

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47. Where does a dog leave its car? In the barking lot.

48. Where is rabbit's favorite place to eat? IHOP.

49. What did the cloud wear underneath his raincoat? Thunderpants!

50. What do elves love learning the most at school? The elf-abet!

51. If a freezing cold dog sits on a bunny, what is it? A chili dog on a bun!

52. What is the Monster's favorite type of cheese? Monsterella!

53. What did one coin say to the other coin? Together, we make cents!

54. What kind of sandwich did the shark order for his lunch? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

55. What did the crab take when it was sick? Vitamin sea!

56. What did the lawyer say as the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court!

57. What do you call an alligator that robbed the bank? A crookodile!

58. Why did the photo end up in jail? It was framed!

59. What has a head and a tail, but no body? A penny.

60. What do you feed a teddy bear? Stuffing!

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61. What kind of homework do you do in a cab? Vocabulary.

62. Why can't you ever trust an atom? They make up everything!

63. How do frogs get the ice off their care windows? They use the defrogger.

64. Why did the tree need to take a nap? It was bushed.

65. Where does a volcano wash its hands? In the lava-tory.

66. What is a cow's favorite painting? The Moona Lisa

67. What is soda's favorite subject in school? Fizzics.

68. What is the worst day of the week for a fish? Fryday!

69. What do you call a strawberry who is sad? A blueberry!

70. Why was the potato chips mad at the pretzel? Because it was insalting him.

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71. Why did the bee need to take allergy medicine? It had lots of hives.

72. What time is the best time to see the dentist? At tooth-thirty.

73. Why did the bathtub need a vacation? Because it was drained.

74. What is a whale's motto? "Seas the Day".

75. Why did the chicken go to bed? It was eggs-hausted.

76. Why are omelets so out of shape? They don't get enough eggs-ercise.

77. Why didn't the cow have any money? The farmer had milked it for all its worth!

78. What kind of shoes do bakers wear? Loaf-ers

79. What do you get when you combine a monster and a genius? Frank-Einstein.

80. What did the orange say when it was stepped on! You hurt my peelings!

81. What kind of photographs do do dentists take? Tooth pics.

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82. What do monsters sing at the ball game? The national phantom.

83. What do you get from grumpy cows? Sour milk!

84. Why can't you win a race with a rope? It will always end with a tie.

85. Why don't you want to fight with a snail? It might try to slug you.

86. Where does a shark go on Saturday nights? To the dive-in movies.

87. Why don't math books last very long? Because their days are numbered.

88. Where do mermaids go for fun? The dive-in movies!

89. What kind of buttons does everyone wear? Belly Buttons.

90. What is the cleanest state? Wash-ington.

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91. Why did the boy put pieces of candy under his pillow? So he could have sweet dreams.

92. What is the worst type of jam in the world? A traffic jam!

93. What did the lawyer say to the dentist? Make sure you tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

94. Why did the girl take her ruler to bed? To see how long she slept!

95. Why did the secret agent stay in bed all day? Because he was under cover!

96. What did one tomato say to the other tomato in the tomato race? Ketchup!

97. Why don't teddy bears eat much for lunch? They are always stuffed!

98. Why are computers tired when they get home from work? They had a hard drive!

99. Why was the cucumber so embarrassed? She saw the salad dressing!

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100. What did the lawyer name her daughter? Sue!

101. Which state has really small cans of soft drink? Mini Soda.

102. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

103. Why did the scientist get rid of his doorbell? So he could win the no-bell prize!

104. Where did the pencil go for his vacation? Pencil Vania.

105. What do nuts say when they catch a cold? Cashew!

106. How did the cook fix the broken vegetable? He used tomato paste.

107. Where do turtles stop to get a snack? The Shell Station!

108. What do you call a cow in a washing machine? A milkshake!

109. What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Its shadow!

110. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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111. Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!

112. Who earns a living driving their customers away? An uber driver!

113. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

114. What did the teeth say to the gums? The dentist is taking us out tonight!

115. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

116. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investi-gator!

117. What did the pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking sharp!

118. Why did the raspberry call 911? She was in a jam!

119. Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrr.

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120. How do you make an Octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.

121. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell Phones!

122. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? Post Office.

123. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff!

124. What kind of bugs like to sneak up on you? Spy-ders.

125. What do magicians like to eat for breakfast? Trix cereal.


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